There's a Hole in My Foodbot

To the tune of There’s a Hole in my Bucket

There’s a hole in my foodbot, Salt Yarrow, Salt Yarrow

There’s a hole in my foodbot, Salt Yarrow, a hole!

Well fix it First Chief, First Chief, First Chief.

Well fix it First Chief, First Chief fix it!

With what shall I fix it, Salt Yarrow, Salt Yarrow?

With what shall I fix it, Salt Yarrow, with what?

With a tyndale First Chief, First Chief, First Chief.

With a tyndale First Chief, First Chief a tyndale.

(the tyndale was too weak to do the job, so it needed a battery, which was in the storeroom but the storeroom was locked and the captain had the key.But the captain was on shore leave, and on and on.)

It’s too weak

Well juice it

With what

A battery

Don’t have one

Then get one

Where is one

In the storeroom

It’s locked

Unlock it

With what

With a key

Don’t got one

Then get one

From where

The captain

He’s dirtside

Go find him

In what

A shuttle

Can’t fly one

I’ll fly one

Where will we find him

In a tavern

Doing what

Drinking whiskey

Songs and Stories from A Filker’s Companion to Bedina’s War